KERRY'S NEW CAMPAIGN SONG

The Kerry Campaign announced a new campaign song today, sung to the tune of "The Magic Bus," the sixties hit by The Who.

THE MAGIC HAT

Every day that I campaign (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I carry the hat that brought me fame (Too much, the Magic Hat)
In my briefcase, all the time (Too much, the Magic Hat)
Goin’ to the White House, it’s gonna be mine (Too much, the Magic Hat)

Thank you, Ted, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Hat)
You'll be rewarded, have no fear (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I won't wear western headgear (Too much, the Magic Hat)
But the Magic Hat makes W fear (Too much, the Magic Hat)

Nooooooooo!

I don't care how much you jeer (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I’m gonna wear my Hat this year (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to ... (You can't wear it!)
Stump speech, travel every day
Just to beat that Bush doofay
Stump speech, travel every day
’Cause I must beat George Bush today

Magic Hat, Magic Hat, Magic Hat ...

I said, yes I've got my Magic Hat (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I said, yes I've got my Magic Hat (Too much, the Magic Hat)
I will beat George Bush today (Too much, the Magic Hat)
Each time I’ll say things a different way (Too much, the Magic Hat)

I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to ...

Some day you'll see the Hat (Too much, the Magic Hat)
Brought it home from ‘Nam and that’s a fact (Too much, the Magic Hat)

My apologies to Pete Townshend and The Who.